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Daru Ib Shamiq, The Lie Weaver: Baernaloth of the Demented (5 of 13)

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If you do not wish to be lied to, do not ask questions. If there were no questions, there would be no lies. – B. Traven

Jezifreth Na’Harsindrian, The Inquisitor: Baernaloth of the Demented (4 of 13)

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“So here’s the way it works out: if you don’t give them water for a day, then they don’t go to the toilet. Give them water once, and they go to the toilet once; take pity on them and give them water twice – they go to the toilet twice. So it’s pure and simple common sense: just don’t give them anything to drink.” – Alexander Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago Vol 2, pp 495-496

Interview with a Demon Prince

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Warning--there is mention of necrophiliacs in this story, but no actual intercourse takes place. The quoted text is from Dante's Inferno.

Vinyr Half-A-Man

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A Drop of Life

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Janet, an owl-woman, and Moggin, a briar-troll, brought death to the essence-furnaces on the eve of their daughter's birthday.Moggin, his mule's tail tied in a careful elf-knot, wasn't carrying the death very well. He was keeping it in a large, awkward pot and some of it was spilling over the sides, causing his arms to bleed."Careful," Janet said. "We don't need you hung up in bed all day."--Some excerpts from the Fraternity of Order's Bestiarae Planarae:

Bullet on the Brain

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Griff stitched me up the best he could, but it didn't matter much. My name still ended up in the dead-book.I suppose he was a mite surprised when I sat up on his chopping block."Oh, hell, not again," The dwarven physician spat, wiping his bloody hands on his smock. "Third time this week. Can't you have some sense of professionalism? When you're dead, stay dead. How else am I supposed to make a coin?""Gloria." I croaked.


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